The end of the 2018 season left me in such a ragged state that I needed to check into the Billy Idol Clinic for Ego Restoration and Eyebrow Renewal. This kept me away from the keyboard for over a month and thus some readers became concerned as to my welfare. Thanks to both of you.
Blogs come and blogs go but the things that remain forever are the comments. That’s a fortunate thing because it enables an otherwise blocked scribe to find fuel with which to slog forward. By the way, while I was there I was able to come across a sure fire stocking stuffer that will delight the aging rocker wannabes on your list. You can purchase an authentic, preserved chunk of one of David Crosby’s livers for just $19.95 and it is enclosed in realistic plexiglas for mounting. I’m not sure who to give them to but I bought three.
So let’s quit farting around and start addressing some of the issues raised by those comments. Here’s one from Kay Syrah in Petaluma, California : “Everyone else who talks or writes about baseball is filling our minds with rumors and guesses about what team is going to sign what free agent or what trades we can expect to see made during the winter. You don’t do that. What’s wrong with you?” Well, Kay, it certainly is speculation season It may just be my imagination, but it seems these days that there are more people talking about doing things than there are folks actually doing things. Whereas some of us used to go out into the snow and fire snowballs at trees and utility poles to practice utilizing the strike zone during the off season, today’s young fans are perhaps firing up their cell phones and making calls to other pretend general managers and pretend player agents and talking deals. Just not that interesting.
Barney Holzapple of McKeeesport, Pennsylvania wanted to know, “What do you think of the new Hall of Fame selections? Should Will Clark have been voted in? Lee Smith and Harold Baines seem to deserve it” Barney, if Omar Vizquel isn’t there, it ain’t what it says it is.
Finally, some anonymous troll said I should quit griping about the lack of baseball games and take up some of what he or she says are “cool” winter sports like hockey, basketball, or the National Felons League. Actually, there is lots of what Americans call soccer to watch. And high school basketball is okay.