Spring, as always, brought us baseball but the wide geographical span over which major league baseball gets played assures that, while it may be Spring on the calendar, it most definitely has variations across North America. Is it still called North America? Or has the acting president and his circle of varlets changed it to North Par-a-Sago? So while the fortunately located San Diego Padres can draw 40,000 plus for a weekday home game in April, we have the Pittsburgh Pirates and Miami Marlins entertaining 7-8,ooo customers. I guess Miami can’t blame cold weather so much.
The Pirates are further hampered by their unwillingness to compete for capable players on their roster. They have the very talented Paul Skenes and Oneil Cruz and Ke’Bryan Hayes and Brian Reynolds but beyond that? I mean, Tommy Pham–are you serious?
Other questions abound, like is Max Muncy having trouble at the plate because he’s playing for two teams at once? Think of the air travel alone! No, I’m kidding, there really are two Max Muncys. The one who plays for the Dodgers is batting .167 and the rookie playing for Sacrovegas is batting .185. Also, Kyle Tucker looks good as a Cub but Justin Turner? He enjoyed Fenway Park at age 38 but he’s 40 now and it appears that his offensive ship has sailed.
More questions: Will Ronald Acuna Jr. return to the faltering Atlanta Braves before Sean Murphy gets hurt again? Can you name three Tampa Bay Rays players without looking it up? When watching games on MLB TV, do you bet on the mascot races?
We all know that April and October are not good months for hitters, particularly in places like Milwaukee, Chicago, and Minnesota. Minnesota Spring is June and July; there is no Summer, everything else is Winter. The warmer days are coming and the players won’t look like snow boarders out there forever. In the meantime, everybody except Colorado and the White Sox is still in contention. That’s the definition of fun.