A Modest Proposal

The Ohtani Rule, which isn’t called that, needs to be altered or else dropped. It’s unfair. Designated hitters and pitchers have never previously been the same player during the fifty plus years history of the worst rule change in baseball history, This Not Ohtani rule says that , while designated hitters and pitchers who are replaced during a game are done for the day, there is one exception. The Not Ohtani Rule allows that if a pitcher starts a game, he can continue to take his turn in the batting order if he is replaced as a pitcher. Shohei Ohtani is the only player out of nearly 800 major league players who gets to do this. Rafael Devers doesn’t pitch. Logan Webb doesn’t bat. The Los Angeles Dodgers really did get a lot for their money.

Now, if the accommodation made for just one player is quickly improved by the addition of at least 15 more teams signing players who hit well and also are starting pitchers (which not so long ago was not out of the question) it would become fair. But that’s not going to happen. Babe Ruth had to quit pitching when he became an outfielder. Madison Bumgarner, Don Newcombe, Warren Spahn, Tim Hudson, Jack Harshman, Rick Wise, and Carlos Zambrano are just a few of the good hitting pitchers who would be denied at bats with today’s rules unless they were designated hitters on their off days from pitching. This change was approved not to improve the game but to increase the “M” word which is usually represented by dollar signs. Rule changes should benefit all teams or else be subject to the accusation of being too much like the way Congress acts (or doesn’t).

Therefore, MLB has only two options that could remove the unfair stigma: 1) Eliminate the designated hitter position or 2)Eliminate the Not Ohtani Rule. Too many good hitting players who also pitch are being forced to choose what they would rather do at far too young an age. Choose option one and make baseball (eventually) more fun again.

Summer Is Gone

Yes, it’s sad and sobering to see another major league baseball season completing its final week of the regular season schedule. If that’s not true for you I sincerely hope that you have something similar to enjoy although I have no idea what that might be. The idea that the New York Mets, the team that just about everybody agreed, at least before the games started being played, had assured themselves another World Series with the acquisition of Juan Soto and a couple of pitchers we can’t remember are possibly going to miss the post season altogether. That possibility makes it possible to believe that Elon Musk and Bill Gates could both go broke during our lifetime.

The Phillies, despite serious injury losses, look solid. Toronto is so far overcoming the loss of Bo Bichette. The Reds are a heartwarming late addition to the final scenes. Likewise, their Ohio friends in Cleveland will be welcome.

What a long strange trip it has been for San Francisco. The entire Bay Area has been crying in their espressos all year over the loss of the Oakland Athletics and the accompanying shameful behavior of team owners and their toad licking commissioner . The Giants have a very likeable roster and their fans may be hoping that outstanding additions like Justin Verlander, Willy Adames and Rafael Devers can be retained while Buster Posey and the office posse can show respect for Wilmer Flores, Casey Schmitt and Patrick Bailey by developing and finding young starting pitchers that can hurl more than a hundred innings without requiring major surgery. That last item appears to be true throughout the major leagues.

Milwaukee, despite last night’s tough loss in 11 innings to San Diego, remains very capable of success if the loss of Brandon Woodruff can be overcome. The Padres seem to have a better chance to advance than the Dodgers but look at what wealth has done for Pete Hegseth.

The who wants it? you take it between Cleveland and Detroit has been fascinating all season unless you have been rooting for either one of them. Two great managers are dualing here. A.J. Hinch and Stephen Vogt. The Yankees are like their 2024 World Series opponent, the Dodgers. They can buy whatever they want but there is no guarantee that it will work. I’m happy for Trent Grisham but I’m really hoping Toronto endures. Houston has been having age related injury problems but should not lose hope no matter what occurs.

Texas is among the probably majority of teams that have faced numerous serious injuries this season. This is not, and should not be, war. It’s a game that should remain fun for all concerned. The health of the players is important to the health of the game. To fellow old farts out there, I would say that you don’t want a ticket to a Credence Clearwater concert if John Fogerty can’t play, dig? Two years ago, Arizona went to the World Series on a late season surge. This year, the Diamondbacks appeared to surrender at the trade deadline and, partly as a result of that, a very strong Seattle Mariners team with Josh Naylor and Eugenio Suarez might do the same thing. And look! Arizona is still alive. The expansion of the post season has been good. Teams don’t have to surrender before the season is half gone. There is a certain weirdness about this change, but it’s better for the fans and the game. You can’t say that about the “ghost runner” in extra innings or the acceptance of gambling as if it’s a good thing but I’ll shut up about that for now. This is fun.

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Purely Personal Prejudices

When Armageddon comes, Dodgers fans will be doing “The Wave”…the teams I would most like to see in the post season are the Mariners, the Phillies, the Tigers, and the Blue Jays…the Orioles will never win it all again unless they bring back the caps with the beautiful, realistic birds on them and ditch the truly ugly “O’s” version…speaking of birds, let’s add the Cardinals to that playoff wish list just because they do portray real looking birds on their uniforms too…the team that most deserves a real ball yard to play their home games on is Tamps Bay but they will probably never get one… they would get one if they moved to Havana…I was determined to make it through All Star Game this season but sadly walked away in the seventh inning. Crass merchandising,tiny amounts of give a shit about the actual game, pseudo-patriotic hypocrisy derbies and commercial ads bloatathons. Yuck.

I found out later about how the tie game was “won”. Double yuck. Obsessions with home runs and miles per hour this and that are really messing with our beautiful game. Six days after my ninth birthday I watched my first all star game along with a few friends. It was played at County Stadium in Milwaukee. A three run home run by Mickey Mantle helped the American League take a 4-0 lead in the very first inning. He hit it off Robin Roberts of the Phillies. They added a run in the 6th inning to make it 5-0. The National League scored two in the seventh and three in the eighth to tie the score. In the bottom of the 12th inning, Donora Pennsylvania’s Stan Musial won it with a home run off Boston’s Frank Sullivan. Each starting pitcher pitched three innings and the second pitcher for each side also pitched three innings. Gene Conley for the host team was the winning pitcher. Pitches were not counted and no one on either team wore a microphone. We didn’t give a damn because we had not tuned in to hear players talk. It was still daylight outside so we we went out and played some ball.

The American League outfield consisted of Ted Williams in left, Mantle in center, and Al Kaline in right. The National League outfield voted in by the fans was Del Ennis in left, Duke Snider in center, and Don Mueller in right field. Musial, Willie Mays, and Henry Aaron eventually replaced them . Combined with a stupendous World Series that year, I became a lover of baseball for life.

First Quarter Went Fast

All weekend it was Ugly Cap Day at all major league ballparks. Good things happened anyway. Friday, Wilmer Flores hit three home runs for 8 RBI as the Giants beat the A’s, 9-1. MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred showed, earlier last week, why he leads the league in hypocrisy with his comments about Hall of Fame eligibility for dead former players. Pete Rose can’t hurt the game anymore since he’s dead, Manfred said. The fact that online gambling outfits sponsor games doesn’t seem to bother anyone and Pope Donald has vouched for Charlie Hustle because his baseball betting was for his team to win. Pope Donald is everyone’s favorite expert on matters of ethics as well as geography, the Constitution, and history, we all agree. The Commissioner ‘s office became important to the future of major league baseball after what is known as the Black Sox scandal after the World Series of 1919 was corrupted by payments to Chicago White Sox players to influence their play in favor of the Cincinnati Reds, who won the championship as a result. The commish was directed to enforce strictly all conduct by players and others that made certain they were acting for “the good of the game”. The phrase “good of the game” has had different interpretations over time. Manfred clearly interprets the phrase to mean “money”. Others interpret the phrase to mean the integrity of the game, meaning things like fairness,trust,sportsmanship and honesty of the participants. Muskytrumps sneer at such notions. It used to be that more owners of major league figoodwill,sportsmanship and honesty of . It used to be that more owners of baseball teams had executives who knew how to B.S. the public without embarrassing themselves.

The first quarter of the season has passed. Certain things are now evident. It is possible, for instance, to lose 20 of your first 33 games and then just win the next thirteen. The Twins did that.

Also, the traditional “Fire the Manager” strategy has already, in three places, been utilized. As someone, perhaps not Casey Stengel, once said, it’s easier to fire one manager than a room full of players. It’s also convenient to not mention who in fact has been responsible for finding and employing good players as well as managers. Derek Shelton, Brandon Hyde, and, especially Bud Black can really be held responsible for the many games lost, although it’s been a wonder how long Black could endure working for people who were so deficient about giving a damn. Sometimes, as with the Phillies a few years back, the strategy works.

Another observation for mid May is that the L.A. Dodgers are not separating themselves from the pack, leading the Padres and Giants each by one game. They have a lot more money to spend if they need to, however. The Yankees are rapidly running out of contenders. The Mets appear to be very capable of holding off the Phillies and the Tigers look more and more real every day. Seattle looks good but may be fearing warm weather and the Rangers’ bats. Atlanta breathes.

Sacrovegas has a definite future star in Jacob Wilson, son of the former Pittsburgh Pirate shortstop Jack Wilson. Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani can still hit. Until Ohtani pitches again, Judge remains the best player in baseball. St. Louis is hot right now and, just like you, I have no clear idea why.